扒车喵一、从出生到现在，我已经排队排了二十几年了，我想问下月老，这个恋爱什么时候轮到我谈。
I have been waiting in line for more than 20 years since I was born. I would like to know when it will be my turn to talk about this relationship.
二、今天想斗胆请教一下各位，如果我想要泡一个男孩子，要有多少温度的水来泡更合适呢？
Today I would like to dare to ask you, if I want to bubble a boy, how much temperature of the water to bubble more appropriate?
三、最近手把手在线教你们怎样追女孩子，包教包会，如果实在学不会的话，那我就把自己赔给你，做你女朋友。
Recently hand online teach you how to chase the girl, package teaching package will, if really learn not, then I will compensate for yourself to you, do your girlfriend.
四、八月依然还是这么热，所以你哪天有空，我们一起把暗恋变成热恋怎么样？
It’s still so hot in April and August, so when are you free, how about we turn the secret love into love together?
五、请问你什么时候有空？我们可以一起谈个恋爱吗？如果没空也没关系，那我就继续暗恋你就好了。
When will you be free? Can we fall in love together? If you don’t have time, it doesn’t matter, Then I will continue to crush on you.
六、大家好，我最近在创业，请问可不可以让你们身边的男生来找我一下，支持一下我刚刚起步的爱情事业。
Everybody is good, I am in recently start a business, excuse me can let the boy around you come to seek me once, support my love career that just starts
七、最近我的手总是抽筋，今天去看了医生，医生告诉我说，这是因为总是玩手机导致的，治疗的方法就是要找一个男孩子来牵一牵我的手。请问哪个好心人能来帮我一下。
Recently my hand is always cramps, today went to see a doctor, the doctor told me that this is because always playing mobile phone caused, the treatment is to find a boy to hold my hand. May I ask some kind person to help me?
八、只有傻瓜才想谈恋爱，可是我好想做一个傻瓜呀！嘻嘻！
Only fools want to fall in love, but I want to be a fool! Hee hee!
九、那个叫恋爱的人也不知道有没有出生，我想跟你谈一下。
That call love of person also don’t know to have been born, I want to talk with you.
十、如果给我一个机会谈恋爱，那我保证我肯定比草莓冰激凌还甜！
If give me a chance to fall in love, then I promise I must than strawberry ice cream also sweet!
十一、大家好，请问身边有没有什么合适的人介绍，就是可以让我享受第二杯半价的那种。
Hello everyone, is there any suitable person around me to introduce, that is, can let me enjoy the second cup of half price.
十二、请问谁想做我的皮筋持有者？我有皮筋千千万，只要你愿意，我都可以给你。
Who would like to be my rubber band holder? I have thousands of rubber bands, as long as you want, I can give you.
十三、请问，我这个小哭包要到什么时候才能找到那个愿意给我擦干眼泪的人呀！
Excuse me, I this small cry bag to when can find the person who is willing to give me dry tears!
十四、我超甜超可爱，所以你想不想在这乏味无趣的生活里，加一点儿甜和可爱。
I super sweet super lovely, so you want to in this boring boring life, add a little sweet and lovely.
十五、想要遇见一个人，从春夏到秋冬，就这样一起可爱一起慢慢变老。
Want to meet a person, from spring and summer to autumn and winter, so lovely together slowly grow old.
十六、我有很多零食很多糖果，如果你喜欢我，我就考虑分你一半。
I have a lot of snacks a lot of candy, if you like me, I will consider half of you.
十七、也不知道那个愿意帮我拧瓶盖的人去哪里了，是不是迷路了，过得好不好，怎么二十几年还不来找我？
I do not know where the person who is willing to help me to twist the bottle cap, is lost, have a good life, how more than twenty years still do not come to me?
十八、大家都说谈恋爱是一件很麻烦的事情，我想以后我可能就要麻烦你了，多多指教。
Everyone says fall in love is a very troublesome thing, I think Later I may be about to trouble you, much advice.
十九、请问你是可爱吗？我是可爱的女孩子。
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I have been waiting in line for more than 20 years since I was born. I would like to know when it will be my turn to talk about this relationship.
二、今天想斗胆请教一下各位，如果我想要泡一个男孩子，要有多少温度的水来泡更合适呢？
Today I would like to dare to ask you, if I want to bubble a boy, how much temperature of the water to bubble more appropriate?
三、最近手把手在线教你们怎样追女孩子，包教包会，如果实在学不会的话，那我就把自己赔给你，做你女朋友。
Recently hand online teach you how to chase the girl, package teaching package will, if really learn not, then I will compensate for yourself to you, do your girlfriend.
四、八月依然还是这么热，所以你哪天有空，我们一起把暗恋变成热恋怎么样？
It’s still so hot in April and August, so when are you free, how about we turn the secret love into love together?
五、请问你什么时候有空？我们可以一起谈个恋爱吗？如果没空也没关系，那我就继续暗恋你就好了。
When will you be free? Can we fall in love together? If you don’t have time, it doesn’t matter, Then I will continue to crush on you.
六、大家好，我最近在创业，请问可不可以让你们身边的男生来找我一下，支持一下我刚刚起步的爱情事业。
Everybody is good, I am in recently start a business, excuse me can let the boy around you come to seek me once, support my love career that just starts
七、最近我的手总是抽筋，今天去看了医生，医生告诉我说，这是因为总是玩手机导致的，治疗的方法就是要找一个男孩子来牵一牵我的手。请问哪个好心人能来帮我一下。
Recently my hand is always cramps, today went to see a doctor, the doctor told me that this is because always playing mobile phone caused, the treatment is to find a boy to hold my hand. May I ask some kind person to help me?
八、只有傻瓜才想谈恋爱，可是我好想做一个傻瓜呀！嘻嘻！
Only fools want to fall in love, but I want to be a fool! Hee hee!
九、那个叫恋爱的人也不知道有没有出生，我想跟你谈一下。
That call love of person also don’t know to have been born, I want to talk with you.
十、如果给我一个机会谈恋爱，那我保证我肯定比草莓冰激凌还甜！
If give me a chance to fall in love, then I promise I must than strawberry ice cream also sweet!
十一、大家好，请问身边有没有什么合适的人介绍，就是可以让我享受第二杯半价的那种。
Hello everyone, is there any suitable person around me to introduce, that is, can let me enjoy the second cup of half price.
十二、请问谁想做我的皮筋持有者？我有皮筋千千万，只要你愿意，我都可以给你。
Who would like to be my rubber band holder? I have thousands of rubber bands, as long as you want, I can give you.
十三、请问，我这个小哭包要到什么时候才能找到那个愿意给我擦干眼泪的人呀！
Excuse me, I this small cry bag to when can find the person who is willing to give me dry tears!
十四、我超甜超可爱，所以你想不想在这乏味无趣的生活里，加一点儿甜和可爱。
I super sweet super lovely, so you want to in this boring boring life, add a little sweet and lovely.
十五、想要遇见一个人，从春夏到秋冬，就这样一起可爱一起慢慢变老。
Want to meet a person, from spring and summer to autumn and winter, so lovely together slowly grow old.
十六、我有很多零食很多糖果，如果你喜欢我，我就考虑分你一半。
I have a lot of snacks a lot of candy, if you like me, I will consider half of you.
十七、也不知道那个愿意帮我拧瓶盖的人去哪里了，是不是迷路了，过得好不好，怎么二十几年还不来找我？
I do not know where the person who is willing to help me to twist the bottle cap, is lost, have a good life, how more than twenty years still do not come to me?
十八、大家都说谈恋爱是一件很麻烦的事情，我想以后我可能就要麻烦你了，多多指教。
Everyone says fall in love is a very troublesome thing, I think Later I may be about to trouble you, much advice.
十九、请问你是可爱吗？我是可爱的女孩子。
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